“156 people! How did you manage to do that?”“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: oO. Then I pointe... to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...”This is compliments of J & BJust some DEEP thoughts for 2017• The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.• My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty. I'm surprised to realize he has a major hard-on. I'm relieved to realize he wasn't as immune to my charms as I thought. He continues to massage my rib cage with his cock periodically pushing against my warm, moist lips. Just as I was about to open my mouth and lick his clothed bulge, he shifts his hips back and asks. "Ready to begin stretching now?" I nod my head and he goes to the foot of the table and picks up my right leg. He begins rotating my legs in a circle to stretch out my hip. 5 ghnte aise hi baatein karte rehte h. Phir wo bolti h k kaafi raat ho chuki h mujhe ghr chod doge kya. Maine kaha off course bhabhi ji. Phir hum pedal hi chl pdte h. Lghbhg 20 ki minute ka raasta tha pedal jaane ko. Maine bhabhi ko aage chlaya or kaha k me aata hu aap chliye gate k bahar tk. Darasal mujhe bhabhi ki gaand dekhni thi k itni tight leggings me gaand to kmaal matkati hogi or ji han waisa hi tha jaisa maine socha tha. Unki gaand to bure haal se matak rahi thi mnn to kar rha tha k. Well, I always eat oatmeal in the mornin’, like my greens, catch my own fish, usually eat what’s fresh, unless the harbor’s frozen over and I have to take the boat out of the water. Then I stay up at the old lighthouse, keep a cot up there. Oh, Winter slows everythin’ down here, most people leave, the rich bastards. Used to sail down the coast myself, even far as Cuba, to get away from the cold, but can’t do that anymore. But I keep pretty active, always doin’ something or someone, Aha! Well,.