It is known as “Kampe’s Law”;2)There is no feature of a machine, however pathological, which cannot be exploited by a programmer. (Which is stil... true today!)Say thanks to Allan B for this hilarious group... Here’s some moreThese fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t. But asElaine slipped them on him, Jason realized that his Grandma had very badvision, and he could see almost nothing but a blur through the thicklenses. He concentrated hard, screwing up his eyes, but nothing wouldcome into focus."Are you having trouble, dear? Don't worry, you'll get used to themfairly quickly. In fact, in no time at all you won't be able to seewithout them."As the ambulance bumped along, Jason no longer had any idea whichdirection he was heading. He felt rather than watched. My first weekend off in ages and I had been looking forward to staying in bed most of it, but now it was all ruined. I was down for a driving job the next day, taking three lads on a fishing competition, which was going to last two days. There was a note attached to the duty, telling me to see the MT sergeant. I knocked on his office door and walked inside to find out the full score. ‘All right paddy’ he said ‘you have a right one here, its come down from the old man.. Some of the lads in the. Eric was proud and had a secret…he had promised his Mom to not tell…but it was too huge a secret and so he told his pals about finding his Mom, naked, bent over, grunting and taking in her cunt the biggest dog cock he had ever seen…then it was the turn of the lunch group to go quiet.“Come on Eric. It’s more than that.” And Eric told his friends all about closing the door; how his Mom said she couldn’t “…stop right now…” and how she came downstairs later and had “that talk” with him…made him.