A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machi...e. Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it, we’re closed. Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? A: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks. Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? A: A submarineQ: Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?A: A Crane!Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with a vampire? A:. I peeked up to see him smirking."As you wish, what membership are you looking for a year, six months?" I actually just wanted a visiting pass for today. To make sure this is where I want to be. " No problem. "He turned and handed me a consent form for me to sign. I scanned it, it was basically me acknowledging that I knew what I was getting myself into. I signed quickly before I lost my nerves. As he took it back I inhaled deeply trying to calm myself. In doing so I smelled a delicious aroma.. ..including music their parents listened to.The day arrived and Linda was a loon counting the minutes that lead into the hour when his plane would arrive. Finally we were at the airport. We walked kind of near each other, but not holding hands or being lovey dovey at all. When Gary came through the tunnel into the terminal Linda shrieked and ran up to him. She jumped up into his arms, her legs wrapped around his waist as they kissed deeply. Some people were uncomfortable about this. ‘Don’t worry honey,’ the dark haired girl said, placing her hand on my arm. ‘She can handle it.’ As she spoke, I caught a glimpse of something shiny flashing behind her teeth. ‘A tongue ring!’ I thought myself. ‘This just gets better and better.’ I approached the bar and ordered two shots of one fifty one, cringing as the bartender poured the clear liquid into the tiny glasses. I then pushed one towards the blonde girl who scooped it up immediately. ‘Thank you,’ she said with a soft, quiet.