" We smiled at each other and by this time almost for got we came here with other people. She began to tell me how she came here with her cous...n and her friend, I told her that I was with a friend too but he'll be ok. He's a black dude that normally finds some girl to take back to his place. We continued to flirt more and more. We had another drink and continued to talk. I then said,"I know we just met, but I am really feeling you and would love to ask you to come back to my place. “We’re not married yet…” he said.“So what?” said the Krampus. “Who cares? What’s the gag? Is your liver all empty, is your tent pole all sag? You’re both young and pretty, so make the most of today. Why not try living, ‘stead of turning away?”Here there came some grumblings from the pews and those who felt this wasn’t necessarily appropriate talk for a church. The Krampus spoke louder:“And who here can judge you, from amongst this cabal? Who has the right to scorn you at all? For I see in all. He began kissing on both my feet repeatedly. I complained meekly, “But, they are my feet.”Ravi uncle replied between kisses, “Yes, they are your feet, sexy, soft, shapely, beautiful feet with lovely nails.” I do get complimented for having beautiful feet every time I get a pedicure, which happened to be just that morning. I didn’t reply and his kisses went up to my legs.“You have the softest legs I ever had on a girl, Sweta.” I just giggled in reply. “Softest knees,” as he kissed up, “Softest. I am afraid he spoiled me, now guys have to pass the Robert Davis test. Sadly, not many do."Laura blushed scarlet but the alcohol loosened her tongue enough to ask her next question."What about women. You seem to like them as well."Jenna laughed again."Boy, you are full of surprises. When I was a sophomore in college, my dorm-mate flunked out. I was assigned a new roomie who happened to be a senior. She was bisexual and seduced me one night almost as expertly as Robert did. She showed me that.