You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps i...to a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."This one is complements of R LA little boy walks into a whorehouse with a murderous look. As we get there she stops and frankly says ‘you have a condom yes?’. My heart skips a beat, this is too easy … ‘ahh … yea sure’. ‘GREAT !’ she says with one of those smiles you NEVER get sick of seeing :P. As we kiss outside her house, stumbling into the living area she pushes me onto the couch. as I lay there i see her popping off her bra to show a nice pair of melons just for me. She comes closer and turns around, bending over slightly to peel away her thong. Im getting as hard as a rock as I. Then it’s Vicky’s cunt, for whom I have slated Jack, Todd, and Nikos. Then Gita’s, which will mean Brett, me, and Brigham. Then Melissa, with Todd, Ronnie, and Nikos. Then Stacey, with you, Tristan, and Cameron. Like the way that I think?” I laughed now, getting thumbs-up from everyone.“And that’s just the first round of pregnancies, this time around, after all,” Jack observed.“Very true,” I smiled as I watched Jack and Brett feel Sammie up next to us.“Plenty of time to get every woman. It changes everything in the country.We were in line to play for a championship. But our season is pretty much over.”“Yeah well ... Johnny pretty much deserved what he got,” I said. “And the second-string guy ... I’ve never heard of him or met him, so that wasn’t on me.”“Yeah it kind of was,” she said. “Jimbo is kind of stupid but he’s a tank. It had taken him three years to get used to the idea that all he had to do was protect Johnny...”I knew what was coming.“So, he just pretty much directed.