.. I think I love you. I am a bit unorthodox but sex is very very important to me. Before I got too serious over you I had to know if you were worth a...fuck as a fuck, if you know what I mean?"I smiled at her hardly able to believe my good fortune and I nodded. She continued,"Now that I know you are marvelous in the sack, hmmm very fuckable, I have to ask you, how you feel about me?"I know I was grinning from ear to ear for I had already given my heart, my love, my cock and my tongue to this. So we started to talk and got into the whole long distance dating thing. She told me that she is a virgin and never had sex or given a blowjob. She sent me pictures of her in lingerie and naked in the shower so I couldnt wait to get a piece of her. Finally a couple of months later she came to Georgia. She came while I was at work so after work i stopped at her "sister's" house. She came outside and she looked better than I thought in the pics. As soon as I saw her we started making out on the. " He then explained how much I could borrow and what the repayments would be. "I know your income will vary and your estimate errs on the safe side. I can get you a good mortgage at a slightly reduced rate. Banks and Building Societies work hand in hand you know." He then scribbled some figures on paper and eventually told me. "I think you can afford that." The figure he had written down was much higher than I envisaged."Right." I said. "Well I will have to start approaching some building. Two for one—insulting my weight and clothes at the same time. Her mother was amazing that way. She couldn't take it any more. "Mom, I have to go. I'll let you know about Thanksgiving." She hung up. She hated to be rude, but the alternative was worse, so she didn't feel too guilty. She wandered out into the living room and dropped onto the couch with a sigh. "What's up?" Simon came in from the kitchen and handed her a soda. "Mom." "Ah." He liked Connie's mom, Lydia, well enough. She was sweet.