“Can I get you anything?” she asked as we went in and I said I was OK so she asked me to hang on for a second and disappeared into another room.A ...ew minutes later she emerged and I nearly fell over and the look on my face must have said it all. “Something for you now?” she said, standing in front of me in a tiny black thong and bra. I know what I’d like to have said, but it was more than my job was worth and I told her as much. “So who employs you?” I told her and she asked who paid them which. " Maxie..." Toman sighed, "We just don't want you getting hurt."I looked across the table straight at Toman. He was my oldest friend, if only by a few minutes before his sister had come along. And he saw the look written in my face. Toman laid a hand on his twin's arm."Mina ... I think Maxie needs us to cut him some slack."We were thankfully interrupted at that point by a bark, and Nuka's fluffy head pushing under my arm to lick my face."And how are my favourite teenagers today?" Paul's voice. Me bola ki jab bhi bolo aa jaunga to usne reply kiya ki aaj shamko aa jao uska pati night me office jata hai. Me ha kar diya. Wo call karti to me cut karta aur bolta ki ghar me sab hai. Nikalte time call karke bataunga ki nikal raha hu shamko 7.30 ko usne ghar me ane ko kaha aur boli ratbhar maja karenge. Me bhi mast 2 packet condoms k liye. Aur uske bheje hue address pe pohch gaya. Ab jaise hi me pohcha meine call kiya aur bola building k niche hu. Darwaja khol k rakhna. Wo ha boli aur me. Everyone save Tilly gasped and looked away. They were all embarrassed. I didn't give them a chance to respond. I attacked again."Why are you women using the patch?" I demanded to know. "The patch was provided for Tilly to use, not the rest of you." But it helps us as well," Emma insisted, "especially when you're off exploring. It keeps us content and calm." So why are you still wearing it?" I fired right back at my wife. "I've been home for nine days and you've had me to yourself for every one.