He’s the Colonel, right?”I nodded. “Yeah, he got promoted over the action, fighting and directing the troops while gravely wounded.”“What di... you get out of it?”I laughed. “I got a purple heart, a bronze star, and a royal ass chewing from my captain and the major for doing something so stupid. I also got a certificate of valor, sighed by the Queen and Prime Minister, that also made me an honorary member of the British Army.”“I was banged up, Charlie had taken a round in the arm, and Angus got a. "That was the one I was looking at just now." You mean when you were, um, doing that to your ... uh, thing?"I didn't really want to tell her exactly what I was doing in case she didn't see clearly but then she added, "I know you were masturbating, I saw you doing it, like how boys do it."Well, there it was."How do you know?" I asked knowing that our parents weren't very forthcoming in matter of sex and the like."All us girls talk about it all the time, about how boys jack-off. I don't live in a. I was in someone for the first time, the feeling was indescribable, you could wet your hand all you want, to be inside someone and have a moist clamp on every part of your cock is like nothing else on the planet. I opened my eyes and saw her big white bum bouncing up and down like one of those oil drilling donkey things. I reached out and grabbed a cheek in each hand and she started to moan louder. She sat upright and spun round, a strange sensation a little like a wet Chinese burn but I loved. She did, as she went on:Amy: No more reruns of ... anything... Michael: No more Teflon-coated stainless steel razor blades... "Stop!" Kevin said. "You need a different kind of pacing, or this just sounds like a list of things you're going to miss. Go back and try that again, please?"We did, and it changed, including the slap — which was harder ... So I fell and said the 'Teflon line' from the floor. Amy offered her hand as she went on:Amy: Those are all ... things Michael. We can get along.