You can either get in my midget-mobile or find your own way to Aunt Megan's wedding," she smiled sarcastically at me."Fuck you Shelly!" I smiled sweet...y at my sister."As much as you would like to; I'm afraid that would be i****t," she said flippantly and gave me the finger as she squeezed into the driver's seat."Stop it you two!" mom snapped; then she smiled."I bought beer!" Surprise, surprise!" Shelly grumbled and closed her door.I looked into the rear of the car. One side of the bench seat. I kept my eyes focused mainly on the TV, looking at the board only when it was my turn. I had some difficulty moving the pieces; my fingers felt stiff and brittle.“Phil, do you know where I could get some pot?” I asked out of the blue.“What?”“Come on, I know you’re a freshman, but you’ve always been on the social circuit. You must know someone who can sell me some weed.”“No, I don’t hang around with people like that.” I sighed again and continued to play. For once, Phil managed to beat me, but. No more c***dish behavior. It is about time I start acting like an adulterer, I mean an adult. Well, you know what I mean. So without further ado, I bring to you...oh you'll see. By the way, did I mention we are going to Fantasy Land? Giddy up Fantasy Horse, because we are going to ride into town with both guns blazing. Oh yea... To tell you my latest story we do have to go back in time a bit. I know, I'm sorry. We have to go all the way back to the late eighties. If you recall, I was engaged. I too sorted out my dick, licked the finger that i had inserted in her fanny and drank some water thinking what i would get in the next half hour to 45 min.She came in in two min and the movie started. I again smooched her nicely and she was again in the mood in no time. Next i asked her to touch my dick that was throbbing for a long time now.She touched it above my jeans and i slowly opened the zip and up it sprang , though i had worn my briefs. She was lost for a second as she was seeing a.