The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.I think it’s...pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!Now, go have a nice day, or whichever kind of day you want.Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”The second engineer. ”“Whatever you think, Jack,” as she spread her legs to give me access to her pussy. “It goes right on my vagina, right? On the clitoris?”“Yes, ma'am,“ I said hopefully. I really should have read up more on the application of the honey, but what the hell, there were only four steps on the package.It worked good enough for me. I put a pea-sized amount of the honey and went her right to her lips and spreading her legs more, I gently rubbed my finger onto a very tight clitoris. Sadie slid her feet. Even though he was professional about his actions having his hands near my breasts excited me and my nipples became erect. He never had me pull the gown back up and proceeded to give me the shots, one in each arm. He said I was fine and asked me to meet him in his office before leaving. When I entered his office he had me take a seat and went to close the door. From behind me he said, “I want you to see this”. When I turned around he was standing there with his dick sticking out of his pants.. We met in a Chinese restaurant and the moment i saw her, i could not take my eyes off her.She was Nithya – had wheatish complexion beautiful lips, a bit pulpy, voluptous boobs , round ass with sexy figure. She was wearing a low hip saree and i could see her navel peeping out to wink at me now and then. Oh god!!!!, I was instantly attracted.She is 32 (I later came to know) years old with 7 years old son and her husband was working in Dubai, visiting chennai every 3 months. She asked about me and.