So Jason told Betty of his decision. "I was hoping you would decide to do it, this is going to be so muchfun, you wait and see. I'm going to have to g...t some clubbing outfitsfor you and make you over. This will be a little work but I know you canhandle it. This weekend I want you to come over to my house and we canget started. Tomorrow I will measure you so I can buy a few items tostart with and then after we try this and go out one weekend and if youlike it, we can go shopping for a real. Her hair was still up in the bun, but a few strands of hair had fallen down. She was obviously sobered up because she was walking straight now. “I’m in 112 and you are in 114. They are adjoining rooms so, if we need to work together, we will be able to. I’ll take my bags from here. I just have to get these clothes off and relax” Janet instructed as she put her key in the door and drug her bags inside. Jim got his bags in the room and had a look around. “Yup still a shit hole” he thought as he. ”“You’re not kidding. All that stuff with Candace and Cassie. Candace moving away and in with you. Your father dying, you being here. It’s been a wild few years.” Claudia replied, nodding.“Yeah. So, there’s a lot I still don’t understand. Can you help explain stuff to me?”“Like what?”“Who’s Cassie?”A happy smile spread across Claudia’s face.“She’s my daughter. Why?”“Is she my sister too?”The smile quickly disappeared from Claudia’s face.“No. She has a different father.” She said quickly,. On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow.