Im the linebacker for the football team and play on the basketball team. 5 years ago: The clock was ticking down, 5 seconds left, I jumped and grabbed...the ball out the just and scored the winning touchdown. For a second everything was quiet, then everyone was cheering. My teammates lifted me on there shoulders and carried me towards the lockers room as everyone surrounded us cheering. "Party At Jason's" someone yelled over the cheering __________ Walking up to Jason's house you knew the party. She was also a big flirt and knew she could play with men for attention. We had lots of time for flirting, since outside of the rush periods, the store was pretty quiet. I was not usually interested in girls like her – didn’t think she’d give me the time of day. And then after sex, what we would do? She certainly didn’t talk about anything I was interested in. Still, she was pretty, in a cute and all-American way. It was a week before Halloween and she told me about a Halloween party she was. Several locking clips assured that everything would remain in place.As the women walked around me, checking the results from variousangles, I understood what had been done.I was trapped inside a birdcage. They chuckled at my predicament. Ihad been turned even more into an object of ridicule. Then I had totry to quack a tune for them. Someone requested Mary Had A Little Lamband I was so defeated that I immediately attempted to perform it,mortifying though that was.For the next hour my wife. He replied: > FROM: Guy > TO: Mindy > > I can't do major construction in my house. > That's just beyond my abilities. And > I wouldn't even think about starting it > without knowing how serious you really are. > > But here's what I offer. You'll come to me, > and I'll build a toilet slave machine around > you. There will be no hinges, buckles, > latches, or anything else. I'll literally > form the pieces around your body and bolt, nail, >.