I don't want a relationship, I just want to be shagged".I was suddenly on full alert. I ran a quick diagnostic, to make sure I couldn't be mistaken. ...But, no, I was pretty sure, she was offering herself. I stood up slowly, and walked towards her. "Surely, you can't have been short of offers", I pointed out. "You're a fit, great looking girl. If you put yourself out there, you'll be snapped up in an instant". I was now right beside her chair, looking down on her. She laid her head back,. I always sleep well when Poseidon doesn’t have a night party. Much more important, how did you sleep?” “I woke up in the middle of night absolutely horny, but you were totally conked out. I went back to sleep, lucky for you. But then I woke this morning in the same state,” she said with a big smile. “My goodness. Coffee or sex first?” “Get real, always coffee,” she replied. “That’s disappointing; I thought you liked me,” I said. “There are limits. Now fetch me some coffee. One sugar, no. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town.You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door at 500 degrees.The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??ORYou can retire to California where...You make over $450,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.You know how to eat an artichoke.When. Steve, my best friend grabbed my arm and asked, "What's wrong Mike?" Mary's in trouble," I said, already heading quickly towards the door."I've gotta go." Go. We'll catch a ride home with someone, or just stay here with Laurieuntil you can come back for us." Thanks," I yelled over my shoulder as I ran for the door. The lastthing I saw was Steve cleaning up my broken glass.- - -My Monte Carlo SS must have left twin black lines half way up the streetas I headed toward Mary. It was my pride and.