He didn't want to punish her. But he knew that if she felt guilty, then she'd want him to take the guilt away. And he knew how best to do it. He stood...and walked to the bedroom. He found Maureen asleep in bed, curled up on her side. The blankets on his side of the bed were turned down, and on his pillow, he saw that she had left their long-handled wooden bath brush for him. He walked over to his side, picked up the brush, then walked back to the side by her head. He reached down and kissed her. “Once a month, all of us need one. It’s not a big deal. I have a few very personal question for you, Ted.”“Go ahead,” he said. “We are talking about sex.”Have you ever performed anal sex with a girl?” I asked.“Would last night count, when I shoved myself up my sisters Wazoo?”“Besides her,” I said laughing.“To answer this and your likely next question in reverse order, I have fucked vaginally between 50 and 60 girls, a few 16-year-old’s, and some grandparent aged, around 60 years old. Besides. Her shoulders heaved and her breath came in short bursts, suddenly she remembered the dildo which shared the bag with her enormous anal invader. Shuddering she realised what would come next. The dildo in question was by far the biggest she had ever seen, its length and circumference made her tremble with desire and fear, ‘hold it in your hand….. caress it as you would my cock. Put it to your lips, suck, suck you slut take it into your throat. DONT GAG ON IT, the sound disgusts me, as do you.. .'so buy a second hand car tell the Nigerian 'authorities' it was his wife's'. They found this was also above board and legitimate and made another very profitable deal.After this the Nigerians suggested they do it all again, but now this would be 'i*****l.' The Nigerians shrugged. Corruption was the way of life in Nigeria. They would have to grease a few palms, but it would not be a problem 'everyone was doing it, why not them.' By this time they had been in Nigeria for a few months and.