I think it was the first time in a year I'd looked at a kitchen timer and not gotten a hard-on. I was just too busy.The front doorbell rang at the sam... time my kitchen timer did. I reduced the oven temp to 350 and ran to the door. My parents and the Jameses were standing there like they'd just arrived for dinner at a nice restaurant. I smiled at them and invited them to the dining room. Mom actually gasped when she saw the table. I'd taken the first rose out of the flower bed and put it in a. She had dyed it a deep brown for the Con. Normally she stuck to scary or cute costumes, having done one version of each type of Alice from Alice in Wonderland. She'd been Queen Cerci in a Game of Thrones group a few months back that was a lot of fun. But this weekend was special. Not only was it her first time at a convention as large as Dragon-con. But it was also to be her first time going out on the crowded con floor in anything close to as revealing as her Hutt Slayer Leia. She always. I rang the door bell but it didn’t seem like anyone was home. I decided to try to back thinking that maybe if my aunt was back there she might have music on or something. I opened the back door to find my uncle completely naked beating off in the middle of the kitchen. I stood there frozen. He didn’t notice me at first so he kept going. I must have gasped or something because suddenly his eyes shot up at me. I thought he was going to be embarrassed but he ended up being furious. “What the fuck. I don't know. I just couldn't do it somehow. I couldn't pull the trigger. It felt so good; it was like a dream come true and I didn?t want to wake up just yet.?She drew a deep sobbing, ragged breath. ?I was just being selfish. There?s no other way to put it. No excuses. And when I saw that it would actually hurt your feelings to break up with you...what was I going to do? If I told you, I thought you'd feel like a fool."She was shaking all over now. It took all of Walt's self-control not to go.