"Probably. Between you, me and this patio umbrella, we're talking about the 'Monroe Masher'. Heard that name?" I read the papers, and down on the beac... I hear about a lot of things that don't make the papers or the evening news. Word is there is a prime USDA Choice suspect who's got too much money and political clout to ever be touched ... even if caught him red-handed with a smoking gun in his hand. And has all the friends in very high places that money can buy to make sure he's never caught. Like an idiot the words ‘I’m sorry but maybe that’s a good idea, shall I call you a taxi?” Shot out of my mouth. ‘You fucking shit. You total fucking shit, fuck you’ Erupted from her in true drama queen style. Ashley hurriedly got her clothes together went into the front room, got dressed and left, slamming the door as she went. Again I looked at my watch it said 10.23 pm and 5 seconds. I lay there for a while thinking what I could do, in a moment of great wisdom, I picked up my mobile phone. “Pardon me, but I’m not used enough to playing with girls.”Hal grunted, “Hulk like girls.”Elizabeth and I both had the same idea. “Hal, maybe you might try some boys as well. After all, Carol explained a world of alternatives.”HalGrowing serious, I told Elizabeth and Joan, “Obviously, I have nothing against women playing with one another. I even have a couple of, platonic for me, lesbian friends. I think I’ve shared that I had the usual guy experiences that most have had, but don’t talk about,. I thought for another moment before saying, “Never have I ever accidentally walked in on two people having sex.” I’ve definitely walked in on people having sex before, but never by accident!Madison thought for a moment. “How do you define walked in on? Because I come downstairs and hear you and Ashley going at it at least twice a week.”Ashley laughed. “Hey now, we almost always have sex in my bedroom!”“Almost always?” Alyssa inquired, taking a small sip of wine after she spoke.“Well, yeah,” I.