We both work and Katie travels a lot with her job. When we are home, I like to watch sports and drink beer. Katie likes to workout and have sex. My fr...ends always ask me how I keep up with her energy.To supplement my not being able to perform moments, I introduced Katie to porn and sex toys. When I am not in the mood for sex, she regularly will watch porn and use her toys. Katie even takes a dildo or two on her business trips to help satisfy her needs. One day I came home from work and Kelly. I said, “Thanks, but I’ve got so much work to do at home, I’d prefer a soft drink today. I’d be happy to knock back a few brews with you when I’m more settled in, though.” Jools then led me over to her mother who looked much, much younger than I expected and said, “Laura, this is Jon, our new neighbor. Jon, this is my step-mom, Laura.” I said, “Hi, Laura it’s nice to meet you.” When we shook hands, I felt her index fingernail scratch the length of my palm and I looked in her eyes to see if I. . nope. I was in it to fuck with my brother’s head. I was positive ... I mean absolutely certain ... he was full of shit. Then IT happened ... I tried to get away. I mean ... that mirror sucked me in and no manner of pulling back worked.Humility? Not on your life! Sure I read that damn book ... I just didn’t believe it. I might be a tiny bit humble now ... give it a think, girl ... nah.Patience? Ha ... I didn’t even wait to find out if those guys had the high moral ground ... Kill ‘em all and. I placed a hand on top of her thigh and asked if she was ok. Nancy jumped up from the unexpected move and I quickly withdrew my hand. She stepped back and leaned up against the fridge. I apologized and said I was just trying to calm her. Nancy gave a weak laugh and said "Sweetie, no need to apologise...it's just been a while since I have been touched there." We both laughed. Then there was a very long awkward pause...The flashlight's batteries were giving out as we looked into each other's.