We would occasionally eat dinner there, listening to the strange birds and the grunts and groans of the exotic animals. It was peaceful, if a bit eeri..., among the unusual trees. There was a sense of solitude and sometimes it felt like we were the only humans on earth. It was mid summer and the days were long. The sun would slowly slip down the horizon and it would be light sometimes until 9 o’clock. This particular day she met me at the gate as the security guard was locking everything down. Heck, the first time I fought three guys at the same time, they didn’t have a chance. I was so used to having 10 - 20 guys attack me at once. With only three, it was too easy.All of the fights kept me in good shape. Even after I stopped the gang beatings, I would have up to 3 fights a day. From grade 2 to grade 10, I never had a chance to heal between altercations. I was constantly injured. I didn’t have a single injury free day. By the time I was old enough to take off for the summer, I. It was a low growl, so deep it sent chills running down my spine. I wanted to run, but I was too afraid. I remained frozen in place for what felt like an eternity before the beastthere was no doubt in my mind it was a werewolfmade its move. It sped across the grass, its massive paws silent on the dew-covered blades. As soon as I realized what was happening, I unfroze. By then, the creature was a mere ten feet away. I turned tail and started pumping my legs. I dont know how long I ran. All I. ’ The taller elf explained to us. ‘Now we have both Mr. And Mrs. Claus, you were going to meet we just hurried up the process by having Santa jump in front of your car so he could drive your friend home and he drove to Florida.’ The short fat female elf finished explaining and smiled with the whitest teeth. He smiled at me as I still sat in the cold snow that was freezing my ass off. As I thought to myself, Me, Mrs. Santa Claus, wow… he picked me up in his arms as he looked into my eyes. ‘My.