B.,” she went on, “would you be so kind as to do me a favor? Please?”I was amazed at how politely spoken my neighbor could be, my slutty neighbo... with the foul mouth.“Ah, sure,” I gulped, “anything you like!” “I really need to have a fuck stick in my coozie while you oil me up!”“I understand, my lady! One throbbing trouser snake coming up to titillate your tickly twat!”We both giggled as I pushed her flimsy thong aside and plunged my joystick into her slippery snatch. Immediately, my Darwinian. The seconds turned into minutes, and in that black void it seemed to take forever. I could hear moms breathing, sounding loud in the darkness, could even feel her breath tickling my cheek as she lay facing me on the pillow next to my own.Sharing an air mattress with your middle-aged mother, on the floor of your sister and brother-in-law's empty spare bedroom, was awkward enough. Having been caught with my hand in the proverbial cookie jar was downright humiliating."Are you done for the night. Shepushed my legs apart, something cold was smeared over my hole and thensuddenly her finger slipped inside. I squirmed but didn't protest as shemoved first one finger and then another around inside me.She said, "Remember, trust me."She moved her fingers out and then I felt something much harder at theentrance. I flinched as I realised what this was. Alex began to push thedildo that she had used on my mouth into me and I instinctively began toresist. "Relax, my pet," she cooed and pushed a. I do." I don't remember a thing," Dan 2.0 said. "I didn't have a blood supply to useful parts for days." That's 'cuz you're an old lech havin' your way with tender young girls," Nikki tossed to him."Nope! I'm just the happy recipient of a fold in the fabric of the universe," he said. "A place of beauty and poetry and melody." You married a bard, Nikki," Alan said. "I think the same way, but I lack Dan's artistic nature. All I can do is grunt and throw leaves in the air." Maybe I'm just the girl.