' 'How then? How do you mean?' 'You know how. Sexually. You know how.'Page 12. 'I'll tell you what I should do. I should cut your...fucking tits off. That's what I should do.' She'd heard it said in the movies before but she'd never heard it said to her about her. She was getting royally freaked. 'For God's sake no. No, you can't be serious. Don't talk that way, please. Please stop.' I was Hell-fired to go. 'So I'll tell you what I'll do.. She will be happy I am sure it's the last thing she wanted to do. addyour take over the washing and ironing if she wants.Don't wait for an answer say dinner in ten minutes if she want tochange.She said what have you done to my husband and laughedWhen you serve dinner make sure you get the smaller portion. Don'tforget to asked if she wants a glass of wine if yes open pour one glassand Leave the bottle with sue. Your drinking water from now on or untilI tell you different Make sure you wash up. We kiss deeply and passionately and hands go over each other’s bodies, given the chance am sure we would have fucked there given the chance. “Come on, we are not allowed to do that yet!” Lesley says and we head off to the next pub. Next pub on the route was Havana, we went downstairs and got some drinks. On came some good songs and we were able to have a dance, seemed so long since either of us had danced. I needed the loo but before I could go Lesley needed it and so I left her go and. I was looking towards the kitchen,signing, when I felt Carrie's mother tugging at my sleeve. "Ooh,Bethany," she was giggling, "I didn't see a ring on his finger!"As I usually did in awkward moments, I looked for Lisa, but she was stillby Carrie's side. "Oh dear," I said. "I need to check on those salmonspinach pinwheels..."***Carrie's mother was present for my final embarrassment of the afternoon,but fortunately, most of the guests had left. The problem, as it turnedout, was the television.