Accidentally.Simon was sharing a room with Harry and me, so as soon as we were alone, I went psycho-brother on him. “Just so you know, if I find tha... any part of you has come in contact with any part of my sister this holiday, you’ll be bidding farewell to your testicles. Got it?!”He just laughed at me. Little sod laughed at me. Not the response I was going for. Perhaps I needed to introduce him to Bruce Lupson. Or maybe he didn’t understand what testicles were. I backed him against the wall as. Quickly, she glanced in his direction and saw that he was removing his tie and jacket. He, too, she couldn't help noticing, had a huge, telltale bulge in the front of his suit pants. Her brassiere was off now, and she automatically brought her arms up to her chest to cover her breasts."That's not fair, baby!" Arthur firmly removed her protective arms, his hot mouth coming wetly down to immediately capture the pink bud of one of her slowly hardening nipples. He sucked it up hungrily, nibbling. "He said, "Billy, I promise the dead man's promise."I said, "Uncle Nick, I think I like boys in front of girls."He looked at me strange and said, "What do you mean Billy?"I said, "Well, at school, I like looking at boys...not girls."He nodded and said, "Billy, when I was your age, girls weren't myfavorite either."I looked at him and said, "Really!"He said, "Really...now you gotta promise to not say anything about thateither. Because now, I like Paulette, so maybe someday some girl willsweep you. "What makes you say that?" she asked."Think about how busy it gets around here," I said, "And how often you've delivered a table's food for one of the other waitresses, or vice versa. I can't see Sarah doing that for anyone else, which means pretty soon nobody else will do it for her. And when she starts dishing out cold food, her tips are going to drop, which will make her attitude worse, and round the drain she goes. I give it a month, at most. And if she pisses off the kitchen staff, she.