Some of my girlfriends would give me a hand job but wouldn't let me inside of their panties with more than a finger. With my cock inside of her she be...t low to kiss me. As she kissed me she whispered, “ Fuck me.” What more encouragement did I need. My cock was hard, there was a lovely lady wanting it, and I was about to cum all over the place. After a few of her strokes I could bear it no longer. I had to be on top of her. I rolled her over and slowly began a humping rhythm into her warm pussy.. SM: And?SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?!SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.SM: Oh, no! What happened then?SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!Think you are having a bad day?Fire authorities in. After transferring everything, the pilot full throttled the jet and short hopped it off the end of the runway several hundred feet into the sand and gravel. That gave the appearance that the pilot had botched either the landing or takeoff.Howie placed several incendiary charges at important places in the plane; one was right at the junction of all the fuel lines. We were five miles away when we saw flames in the night from that direction. With the circuit breakers tripped on the fire. "Didn't work, dude," the caterpillar laughed again, shaking his head. "Ya want my help, or not?"I sighed again, knowing I'd have to play along with him if I was gonna find out what he was talking about. "Okay, okay," I said, shaking my head. "How can you help me?" Easy," he shrugged again, taking another drag. "Just eat a piece'a this mushroom here. One side'll make ya big, one side'll make ya small. Only trouble is, I can never remember which side's which..." But I don't want to be bigger or.