"It was my turn to sneer. "Yes, well, call me crazy but when I woke upas a woman, my first thought wasn't that my ex-girlfriend would go tothese sorts...of lengths to get back at me for something imaginary." Iflipped my long blonde hair back for effect."And yet as soon as you saw that you'd become a copy of that Kaitlynbitch, you still didn't have a clue? I guess you picked up a lot of herbrainlessness, too."I stared daggers into her. "I didn't know I was supposed to be Kaitlyn.I didn't recognize. After a couple of weeks with both Ernie and Dave taking her to sexual places she had not been, unbeknownst to her, Ernie and Dave had something extremely, sexually, radical for her to experience. As she told me of this even more incredible experience I realized they were going to take her as far into a sexual fantasy land as she would allow them to take her. It was a weekend as she had described it and she had gone to Ernie's place for the usual evening of a few drinks, perhaps, something light. I think your friends would like it. The sweet part of the deal is that no one will take it seriously.Mom is fucking retarded. She thinks she can still get me excited with wedding magazines and romance novels. Like I'm going to wake up one day and totally get it. Dad's just in it for the money. He boasts over the dinner table. Yeah, we still do that. How totally motherf-ing quaint. He boasts about how much easy business comes his way from the church and churchgoers and the holy-ass Christian. " Well what about your father? He'll notice I stopped shaving." So what? It's for ME, mom. He doesn't look at you the way I do anyway. He'll just fuck you and pass out like he usually does, or you can just not fuck him anymore. He probably won't notice anyway." Wow hun that was pretty forward, but I like that. I'd much rather do this all for you and not worry about what he thinks."My mom is completely mine. She won't need to think about my dad in sexual terms anymore because she has me now."Can.