With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing s... hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old. To ye story ajj se 6 saal pehle ki hai.Ye baat us samay ki hai jab me 18 saal ka tha aur mene just 12th ki exams di thi.Aur meri behen ko ki 18 saal ki thi wo 12th ki exams de chuki thi.Garmiyo ka mausam chal rha tha aur humari chutti chal rhi thi. Meri behen bohot excited type ki ladki hai jo hamesha har kaam badi exictment ke saath karti hai.Mene hamesha se usse bhai ki najar se hi dekha tha aur mene hamesha uski raksha ki hai. Wo bhi mujhse bohot pyaar karti hai. Hum dono apne jada secrets. Mom and I will be back to see you tonight. Love you bunches. Pops, are you ready to go?"Pops kissed Grammy goodbye and followed Katie out the door. They rode the elevator in silence. This unspoken quietness continued on the drive back to the house where the grandparents lived.Katie maneuvered her car into the driveway and stopped. She dropped her hands to her lap and sat staring straight ahead. She had something to say, but her mind was swirling like a whirlwind twister out of control. She had. She'd fantasised about seducing Amy but hadn't done anything to bring it about, partly because she didn't want to risk scaring off a babysitter. Babysitters were hard to find, especially good, reliable ones like Amy.But Jesus! How much temptation was she expected to bear? The girl's cunt was sticking out so open and exposed. It was so beautiful too, a tiny slit in a soft mound with a nice dusting of dark coppery hair. It ached to be sucked. The girl's ass was gorgeous too, all round and tight.