Then there was their secretary Rita Robertson, she was the sort of middle-aged woman whose word was law and nobody dared to argue with. I had been wor...ing there about five months before we had the company’s Christmas outing. It was going to be dinner, a night drinking in the city and a hotel stay. It sounded great and I would be an adult for the night. At seventeen, you think you can handle alcohol, but I drank a bit too much during the meal. I thought I was fine, but then we hit the town and. " That's highway robbery! We each get 50%" But I will be paying all the expenses! I must get 67%" But I am providing the know-how and the contacts! You get 60%." Ah, Senor Ackroyd. You are a tough bargainer! Very well, I will take 60% after all expenses are covered."Now, would you like to avail yourself of the facilities, or do you just need to rest after your exertions?"The deputy woke Sheriff Hopkins from a sound sleep. He shouted, "SHERIFF, COME QUICK. THERE'S BEEN A JAILBREAK!"This was. " I am slightly shocked to hear Juliaadmit it, she has continued to insist on the whole 'Emma and Mummy'thing, "anyhow we both think it is good for you to be getting out andspending time with other teenagers. It's good for your state of mind andgood for your cover."Sounds like Deepa and Julia have been talking quite a lot. I haven't seenmuch of Deepa since the whole weekend from hell. I know she's been givingJulia updates on the case but as far as I can tell there had been nomajor developments.. . wait, in your case wouldn't that be gay?" Trish continued to joke. She had seemed to find the experience of my transformation to be humorous. She and Julie had still crawled into bed with me to ward off the chill, and the affection in the relationship was still there, but the sheer delight at the situation seemed to cause her no end of merriment."Why don't we start with just a fake ID or something?" I conceded. That had been the discussion at hand, and returning to it seemed prudent."I know a.