" the old woman said, "this one takes us right wherewe're going without changin'."I cringed, then said, "OK, if you're sure. I should get home; it's b...en along day."As I turned she said, "Bye and thank you for the dinner."I wasn't sure if she had made me or not. I was wearing a long skirt andshe didn't seem the sort that would confront me, just stare. Maybe shecalled everyone "sir". Maybe she didn't see very well.Both girls hollered "Thank you," at the same time, obviously prompted.I turned. As Jane got up to go to the ladies she knocked my pint over and probably because of the the amount drunk I snapped at her “I should spank you for that”. “You wouldn’t dare” she spat back at me as she flounced off to the loo.Shortly after that, the party began to break up, as we put on coats Jane took me to one side “did you mean that”? She asked. “What are you talking about?” I replied having already forgotten out spat. “You said you’d spank me, did you mean it?” I wasn’t sure how to answer but. "If you think it's a good idea and it'll work for you, then we'll give it a try."When I'd finished my breakfast, I grabbed my lunch pail, gave Gladys a quick kiss, and trotted out to my pickup. I was on top of the world, figuratively speaking. I sat behind the wheel on County 227, smiling to myself like nobody's business. Just one little stop on the way home and ... All of a sudden, I felt dumber than road-kill. Here I'd devised, promoted and promised, and now I realized I hadn't the first idea. ..She was wearing black, shiny leather high heeled boots that zipped up to her knees, and I couldn't see what else because of her big winter coat. After she'd sat down and crossed her legs though, I could see a bit more...She obviously had a little denim skirt on and either black tights or stockings. She was gazing out of the window and a sweet smile crossed her lips. It was pretty warm on the bus, so she undid her coat and pulled it open. I could now see that underneath that coat she was.