.. uh..." I said brilliantly.Kim glanced down at her chest. "You like?"Instead of more evasive stammering, I decided to be honest. "Yes. They're beaut...ful, Kim. Really beautiful." Why thank you, Lyle! It's so nice to hear someone say that." Kim's face lit up with genuine gratitude. "You see," she looked pointedly in the direction of the closed door, "a certain someone seems to think that being sexy doesn't go along with being a mother. So he hasn't exactly been falling all over himself to take. On this night I wore a black lacy bra, black rubber thong panties (they always hide my package so well), tan thigh high stockings, five inch black pumps heels and a black leather mini dress to show off my legs.I was of to my favorite gay club to take in the drag show. The club was great; first floor was a bar, second floor a dance floor plus stage and the third floor had several large rooms with couches in each room. Oh what wicked things happened on those couches in the dimly lighted rooms. . Her white teeth made her smile light up.I knew I didn't dare start with telling her about why Celeste sings my praises so highly so I chose the safer route."Well, it really started with my Aunt Betsy when I was fifteen," I started, telling the truth. "I was a camera nut and took some pictures of her that she thought made her look particularly good. I always thought she was pretty but she said my photos took at least ten years off her."Then, there have been some other women, older women, and I. A ... a what," Aggie stammered, as she watched an elderly couple strolling hand in hand through the lobby, and into the gift shop, with nothing covering their wrinkled old skin."A clothing optional resort," Lars said, enunciating each word.Aggie spun around and glared at Lars. "You expect me to walk around naked! In front of strangers! I bet you even thought I would fuck you in front of some asshole jocks so you could high five each other, right!" Aggie hissed at him."No ... no, nothing like.