I felt an instant rush as his powerful arms lifted me soeasily. My feet hit the ground and I continued the routine, but mybrain kept thinking about Ca...l and me.I was always attracted to girls. I loved everything about them. Iloved their hair, their smell, they way they moved, but, now, I wasno longer drawn to it. My physical attraction to them was waning. Imore saw them as good looking, but not in a sexual way.Now, I had grown tired of Lisa when I was Jack, but this wassomething knew for me. I. What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Are you sure it’s mine?”Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? Because the Sex Ed class uses it on Tuesday and Thursday.Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him “Sum Ting Wong”What. "HelloJack. How are you this evening?" "What are you doing answering the door, Martine?" Then he spiedthe slave girl, tears rolling down her cheeks, and he burst out laughing. "Whydidn't you just use the dog shears on her, Martine? It would have looked better!" Jack walked over to the girl he had used so many times and ran his handsthrough the remains of her hair. "Well, at least you left enough to holdon to when I fuck her mouth." Martine and Jack both laughed. "I got tired of that hair always. "That was it, we had just plotted the end of my marriage, and in some ways I was elated and in others, I was deeply depressed. You can't go from being madly in love with someone for over ten years suddenly to stop loving them, hate them instantly; sure, but love is a more deeply set emotion, most times it builds slowly with time and becomes a part of your entire being, and in some cases it becomes your whole life. That is what happened with me.Jan became my life, what I lived for, what I got up.