Then I went downstairs to find my master and his two friends. Once we were all together and ready to go we went outside. Waiting for us at the curb wa... a stretch limo. The driver was already standing outside and holding the door for us!I thought that was cool. I have always wondered what it would be like to ride in one of these things. I was the second one in. I realized when I bent over and climbed into the limo that I was giving the chauffer a great look at my ass.As soon as I entered the. Can't I just sit on your back porch. just for an hour?" he asked, desperately. "Andy, you don't have to do anything here, I'm not about to make you... but you can't stick around here unless I'm comfortable you're not some kinda liar or creep." she told him. "Maybe we could call Claire, I'm sure she'll vouch for me." he suggested.Lori dismissed him, "No dice. She'll be in transit at this point, and won't b able to answer her phone." "Ummm." he tried to think of something else to say or do.. So, I knew there was no way for me to get one of these things unless I asked my mom. And, guess what? She said she'd been thinking about getting me something to handle my 'urges' as she put it. Mom and I get along really well and can even talk about sex and stuff, so when she said that, I shot right back with "Well, I thought that's what boy's penises were for." She laughed, knowing I was kidding her (well, some, anyway) and she said for me to leave it for her to get me something nice. Well.. Oblivious – I actually liked her quite a lot. She seemed smart, fun loving and had a good job that she enjoyed, but somehow the two of us were always a bit out of synch. She would always pull-back if I leaned too close and she didn't seem to like to be physically touched at all, even when I offered to help her with her coat. After three dates without even a single kiss goodnight I called it quits. She then called me a few weeks later to sincerely ask why I never made any sort of move on her?It.