" Wow," exclaimed Jess. "Uncle Bill! And next? What happened next?" Kind of nothing. We watched another movie while we ate popcorn and drank iced tea....I went up to bed, and made as much noise as I could masturbating with a vibrator, hoping Bill would come in. I heard him come up the stairs, but then he left." I thought you were crying," I shouted."Didn't I ask you to be quiet?" admonished Jess."The next morning, we ate breakfast and talked about me. About how I haven't done much dating. About. .. I'm sorry, that's another lie. I do that a lot don't I? Its not true that all my fans love my work. Most do, but there are a few that kinda... think I'm stupid. That's what they tell me, honest. That I'm a "dumb freak'en bimbo". Pathetic I know. Who emails an author who slaves away for weeks at a time writing a story, and the only thing they've got to say is that my fingers are more useful up my ass than on the keyboard?And it has little to do with the content of my stories. They call me. And after boot camp , to add the cherry on top, I got stationed at a rapid deployment base in Southern Georgia Ya'll! Lol I lost my virginity there after consuming to much SOCO, but that is the funniest story you will hear out of me! Like a MASTERCARD moment, priceless! But that will. be the next story! So I bought my first car. Pontiac Grang Am, joined the bull riding team on base, and I was drinking the the hell out of some sweet tea. Lol. I'm a dancing fool so I learned how to 2 step so I. ?Strip,? I ordered, calmly. ?What?? she hesitated. ?STRIP!? I bellowed in her ear. ?YOU HAVEBEEN CAUGHT SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF EGYPT AND YOU MUST BESTRIP SEARCHED!? She whimpered as she removed her clothes,the security camera in the corner getting every last miserable moment on film.It didn?t take long before she was naked. She must have been able to see thebulge in my crotch. I barked an order at Hani, and he enjoyed a good feel ofher perky little breasts as he led her to.