'...There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'T...e priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'The priest thought long and hard and then said,'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe. Together over coffee they pawed over the list. Her selection made she left dave to finish the job which he did even photocopying the thing when it was completed so they would know what was to come…or cum, depending on your viewpoint. The copy he slipped into his pocket sealing the original in the envelope along with a short note saying that they had not changed their minds, in fact since the last weekend together they were both more determined than ever, they were looking forward to the next. I’ve had to endure all kinds of hell in my life. My father Lenny Braxos Sr. was a mean-spirited womanizing medicine man and my mother Chelsea Johnson Braxos was a man-hating brute who battered me with anything she could get her hands on. Sometimes just for the fun of it. They both did a heck of a job on me. Living with them was pure hell. Small wonder I grew up to be such a paranoid guy. Fortunately, both of them died in a car accident. I pocketed three hundred grand from their insurance. "I must admit my timing was perfect. My finger went back into her shitter and pumped three times before she shrieked again and I pulled it out and offered it to her. Shaking her head back and forth Merry eagerly accepted it and licked and sucked away until my digit was cleansed. When I removed it she went slack for a moment, then hissed at me, "That was soooo HOT!"My hand drifted to her shaven snatch and began teasing her drooling labia and her body began to tremble as her pelvis humped my.