Send him to bed without supper."Charles took a sip of his beer. He looked at me for a long moment."You know, June-Bug," he said, using his pet nicknam... for me. "Even ifyou did sleep with one of these guys, I'd love you." Where is this coming from?" I said, taken aback.He shrugged. "I just think you're great," he said. "And if you had sexwith someone else, it wouldn't bother me. I swear." What are you saying?" I said. "Are you having an affair, Charles? Isthat why you want me to have an affair?. ’ ‘Thanks, Milena,’ I tucked in my shirt that had come undone over my lunch hour as I looked longingly at my housekeeper. It would be two full days before I’d see her again and that time without her was getting more difficult to bear with each passing day. ‘Thanks for everything. You’re the greatest.’ She turned me toward her to help fix my collar so it wasn’t sticking up in the back and then to my utter delight, she leaned up on her tiptoes and gave me one of those Latin cheek-kiss things. I. I rejoin my wife and child and head back to my Mustang. I deprive myself of the chance to say goodbye to Jeff and also as his ex-wife said, the chance to release bodily fluids of one kind or the other on his corpse.Less than an hour later, I'm sitting at the table the four of us, lifelong best friends always sat at in Mulligan's. Old man Mulligan is still running the place, although his sons seem to actually be in charge. He tells me that of the four of us, I'm the only one who hasn't changed. -Was the thought of my tampon enough to put him off wanting to fuck my ass? -Why has he got completely untrimmed pubes? Just a quick trim with the scissors would have prevented such a long hair from being caught in my teeth. Now dont get me wrong, Im all for pubes. I find old men who completely shave all their pubes off more unusual. -Do they think by shaving all the hair off around it, I wont realise its true size? -Do you want to look like your pre-teen self with a hair-less cock? However, I.