As I suck his cock faster,I moan louder and he quickly shoots his load into my mouth,not wanting to disappoint him,I swallow every last drop. I get up...and he hands me an envelope and tells me to give it to my dad. I leave the room and get in the car,hand dad the envelope and we start driving. Thinking to myself as we drove,I turn to dad and say "dad,I need to get fucked,I am horny". He doesn't say a word,turns the car around and heads back downtown to where the adult section of town is. He. My vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.OK. I would like to order a pizza.Do you want your usual, sir?My usual – you know me?According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses – sausage – pepperoni – mushrooms and meatballs on a thick. .. like a junkie needs a fix... like a fish needs water... and, she would come to him... begging... to have her fix... her pain... so she could reach her heights of pleasure that she would so desperately want...Her face was red, her eyes were red and puffy. Snot dripped from her nostrils. Every muscle was tense... tight... rigid as the fear... the panic... the hysteria ruled her."When I am through you will beg me to whip you... beg me to make you my slave... beg me to do whatever I want to. I turned and headed out to the workout area. The music was playing, various sounds of weights dropping filled the air. I felt as if while walking around and working out that everyone was looking at me. But had to keep telling myself it was all in my head. or was it? Not to sure..... As fate would have it, today was leg and butt day. So squats, running and a few other various workouts consumed my time. All while in my head I was hoping, all eyes were on the perfect outline of my now single.