JOSEPHINE: Your bravery is greater than your wit, Larissa, chaperone of Rosalind, If you would seek to sting my pride, a hit you’ve scored, but dang...rous your gambit plays. A seer’s pow’rs you trifle with, at risk Of life, and mind, and e’en immortal soul, For such a thing, you’d make a pretty pet, Or else, perhaps, a plaything for a troll. LARISSA: I care not for my own life, but for hers, Your penalty, you may exact at will, Yet please, I beg you, save fair Rosalind! The Sandman, Morpheus,. I want this to be a total surprise and I want to see if she can figure out whose dick is doing whatever it is you’re going to do to her. Interested?”I stared at the email for about three minutes. It took me longer than that to reply because my hands were shaking with excitement and I couldn’t type out a single word without making a mistake. Again, in so many words, I replied “Fuck yeah!” and hit the Send button.It all sounded too good and weird to be true. I had no idea what Gigi looked like or. Even sexual matters. Every weekend we used to drink at home.One weekend while we were drinking father asked me about my unfulfilled dreams I told him some bullshit then he told his unfulfilled dreamHe said that son I have a desire to try wife swapping but I never get the chance. You know in this society you can’t trust anyone . After saying this he drink another large. By hearing this I got a hard on then I too drink a large and said father I too had a unfulfilled desire like this if I told you. Emma wanted a new PlayStation for her birthday. He told me she said he could have a blowjob every day if he got her one. But ‘e got caught. Mum just went crazy and he stormed out and did the Post Office.’ ‘With whom?’ Oliver snorted. ‘I dunno. I could give ya ten names, they’d all be as likely.’ ‘Not Emma Wallis then?’ Oliver shrugged and took a sip of his hot chocolate. ‘No idea. I reckon Ian, he was always ‘anging around and he ‘ad guns an’ all. But Jamie wouldn’t tell the filth so whoever it.