And our sins ... we greased Smythe's fist with a fifty pound note."It's too much, sir." Finding the place and unable to speak the language?" He laughe... ... but nodded. "You saved us many embarrassing situations, Sergeant Major ... We insist." We all scowled at him fiercely. He chuckled but the note ended up in his purse.Our tickets were in order ... our first-class compartment reserved. The girls huddled together ... women's secrets I suppose. I had other fish to fry. I walked the loading dock. .. " Uhm, excuse me?" I interrupted. "Do I have any other living relatives that I should know about? What happened to my other Grandma? And do I have any uncles or aunts?" My mother truly died before you were born, and that's what made my father lose touch with reality. As far as uncles and aunts... Well, there's my brother George, and Charles' brother Larry, and what was your other brother's name? The one that tried to take over that country with the army of women?" No no. That was Larry.. " Yes, Madam," said the new arrival.She busied herself sorting out what she would need and then Brita felt her applying shaving soap followed by the scrape of a razor."You can do this yourself, but it's much easier if we do it for each other," said Mitzi. "Stop squirming or I'll cut you and then we'll both be in trouble."And after a few minutes: "There, all done. Smooth as a baby's bum. I'll put some lubricant on for you."She proceeded to rub the lubricant around the delicate petals of Brita's. On that fateful day, she opened her exam and breezed through it in no time. Perhaps to flirt with her favorite teacher, that day she chose to wear a short skirt and a black see-through blouse with a shiny black bra underneath. She must have realized I stared at her breasts throughout the whole period, but I was sixteen, still a virgin and just couldn’t help myself.” He continued: “She glanced over at me, smiled to herself and opened her pencil case. She took out a new wooden pencil, just.