Which was why I was astonished to be wakened on Sunday by the phone ringing instead of Bandit barking. Well, truth be told, as soon as the phone start...d ringing, he did start barking, but it was the phone that woke me up.I scrambled for the receiver knowing that if Bandit got there first I'd have to chase him, which would mean he'd run like blazes, pulling the phone off the night stand. He'd never broken a cord yet, but it wasn't from not trying."Owwww!" I yelled into the receiver as Bandit's. ” “Works for me,” I said. I cleaned up the kitchen while she scanned the web on the television. When I returned to the sofa, I noticed that she had some porn on the screen. “I’m in no particular mood, but I just decided to hit this porn site for a quick look and something caught my eye.” On the screen was a warm setting, a living room with a lit fireplace and in the center of the room on a rug was a naked girl, squatting over a Sybian device. It looked like a box with a big cock sticking out. The relationship had really made an impression on me, and left me with years of lingering daydreams and fantasies. So I could read a few things into her "compliment." Like ? what have you got on under your pants? Wouldn't surprise me if you were wearing panties. Does your girlfriend know? Does anyone else know? "Not bad considering I live a sedentary suburban life ? husband, two great kids, two car garage?" You really do look great, Emily. So how's work?"It turned out that Emily was going. Another lock-breaking kick and I was in. Almost as quick, something hit me and knocked me to the floor.I rolled away and tried to get on my feet but it was on me again. I couldn't see, pinned face down to the floor, but I could feel the heat of its breath. I still couldn't feel Mandy, but the growling voice somewhat resembled hers. Then I heard another door open and gasps. Then the weight was off me. I knew what was happening.My adrenaline kicked in and everything slowed down to a crawl. Mom.