So after a few more drinks and some looks from afar we approach this woman and I just say "Mrs Park" she turns and says "please call me Claire I'm not...Mrs Park anymore" I reply " oh that's a shame" She says " not really sorry who are you? "I reply I'm Phil and this is James scotts old mates from school" She laughs and says " oh the perverts" James says "how'd you mean" she turns to her friend and says" these two couldn't keep their eyes off me and I'm sure that time I caught you in my bedroom. Someone had been planning ahead. They apparently had put their woodshop time to good use. They had put two 2x12 oak boards together and had heavily padded it. It was long enough that it bridged the gap between the two rear seats nicely. No being crammed into the corner. But. There’s always a “but” isn’t there. That put me right smack dab in the middle of the rear emergency door. Anyone remember how much glass there was in the emergency door of those old busses? I pointed this out and was told. It's my way or the highway. If I tell you to do something and you giveme an argument? I will tell you to leave? and there will be no comingback. For instance, if I tell you I want you at my house on Friday andit's your skinny little girlfriend's birthday - I don't want to hearabout it. No, is not in your vocabulary. Disobey me, and I will hang upon you - or ask you to leave. Our relationship will be at an end. Isthat understood?" Yes?" I whispered."Rule #2. Everyone addresses me as Mistress. He sat in his seat enjoying the afterglow of his fantasy but a little seed of doubt crept into his mind. His life had been devoid of liaisons with women for nearly two years and he wondered if he’d remember what to do if the opportunity arose. The plane soon landed. The little old lady was the first to jump from her seat as the seat belt sign extinguished, again trampling over Greg as she fought to be the first to retrieve her luggage from the overhead locker. He was in no hurry and waited.