I inserted the key into the ignition, pumped the gas pedal two times, and gave it a crank. It fired up like usual, ran normally for about ten seconds ...nd then, just as I was about to put the gearshift in reverse, from beneath my hood came the most agonizing sound of mechanical torment that I've ever heard.There was a loud screech, a bang, multiple thumps, and a louder bang before I had the presence of mind to shut off the key.The noises gradually ground to a halt along with the engine. I then. And that was all she had on. Finally there wasKenya, a Black Amazon with angular features and an athletic body. Shewore only a leopard print loincloth.Cowering in the corner was the hero's sidekick, Pansy. He was tiny, witha puny build, pale skin, and eyeglasses that kept sliding down his pointynose. His hair was long enough to have been pulled into pony tails ateither side of his head. Around his neck was a wide collar with spikesjutting out all around. His unimpressive body was left. Now, sir, how do you like my wife? Especially the way that she is trained to obey me and to dress for mypleasure?"George gave a half smile as he replied "We all should be so lucky. Butif she is so damn well trained, why are you sitting in a marriagecounselor's office?" Because I got royally fucked up by the court system and then got lucky.Six weeks ago, my wife and I were in court for an assault and batteryhearing, where we had gotten drunk and slapped each other around. Wewound up getting. "Bonnie broke out in a big smile and said, "Oh goody! I get to be your first and I get to teach you to do it the way I like. Have you got enough to spring for a motel room?"That night opened my eyes. I could have cried over all the times I never even tried to do things with other girls because I was so hung up on Patty. As soon as we were in the hotel room Bonnie said:"Come here lover so I can unwrap my present" and then she undressed me. When she had me naked I returned the favor and I think.