My roommate and I were planning to make dinner together before I left to go to a comedy show with some friends. She messaged me during the day to ask ...f her new boyfriend could join us (which of course was no problem, he was a really nice guy). On the menu was creamy garlic chicken and a salad, so we got to making it when we got home from work. Part way through making dinner, he arrived. I admired her choice in men usually but this fellow actually started to pitch in to help us cook! We were. I expected her to cover up with her top, but she didn't. I didn't no where to look as now her eyes where open. Her tits looked great spread out of her body where she was laying on her back. I changed ends and said oh look you legs look red as I applied more lotion. She didn't say anything but now I was rubbing gently into her legs. I looked at her hard nipples as I massaged her in thigh. Looking down at her bikini I just thought to myself, mums hairy pussy is behind that bit of cloth. I got. She called me her ‘beautiful baby boy’ and sat on my face, kissing me with her stinky, sticky asshole. She tasted amazing, like chicken and popcorn. We did it doggy style and took some more laxatives. She shat all over my lap as I fucked her up the ass, groping her greasy, p*o covered titties. I sensed I was going to do some more solid poos, so I laid her down on the floor and dropped a couple of logs on her face. She told me she was proud of me and fingered herself whilst I dipped my cock in. Your fingers are fabulous," she moaned quietly."She calls them my magic fingers," I said as I flickered them over her sensitive pussy.She giggled and grabbed my wrist, pulling my hand away and sat up a bit. She lifted the hand to her mouth and took my middle finger in, sucking it as she turned herself towards me. Her left hand went to my thigh, then slowly up my stomach to my chest, and her fingers ran over the sweaty chest hairs.She let go of my wrist but kept my finger in her mouth as her.