Sometimes it pays off - sometimes not. Tonight was a payday, of sorts. The hotel in which I'm staying (my home away from home) often receives tour bus...es. Typically, it's older (65+ y/o) couples, with a few stray women in the group.I didn't pay much attention to my walk to get a soda, and had rather automatically hung out my junk through the opening in my loungers. Walking back with my booty, I was nearly to my room when a door opened. Here were two VERY mature ladies, dressed in their. .and squat above the bowl."Lisa slid down into a squat, her legs wide apart. Anna reached forward and with two fingers pulled the lips of her cunt wide open."Urinate. I need you to empty your bladder before I stitch you."Desire had swelled her so much pissing was impossible."I can't."She admitted, "I need to come first.." Lie down again!"Anna snapped, and Lisa did, opening her legs wide as she closed her eyes and prayed for the doctor's tongue to give her release.Gloved fingers spread her. They sure had some nice help in the store. “I’m sorry but you sure look like you could use some help,” Dawn said. “A lot of men come in here needing help. What were you looking for specifically for your wife, bras, underwear or lingerie?” Bob was a bit flustered. He was too busy looking at the other clerk to notice that Dawn had been watching him. What the hell thought Bob as he turned to face Dawn. This was the first time that he got a good look at her. He was so close that he could smell. Already, I've had to trash hours of work because I found myself taking the "easy" way out.Anyway, I have been corresponding with Brandy Dewinter on the concept and got into a basic discussion of Aunt Jane's character and make up, and being me, well, it sort of got a little silly. Still, it was a lot of fun and we thought we would share the result with you, our very good friends, and hope to give y'all a bit of a smile. So...LADIES AND LADIES, GIRLS AND GIRLSCHILDREN OF ALL AGESDEWINTER & TIGGER.