It was all so easy that it only took me a fewmoments to get ready - or so I thought. I looked at my watch. "Hey, Brianisn't supposed to pick us up for...another forty-five minutes. Why did youget me ready so early?" You're just starting to get ready," she told me, grabbing a fresh toweland putting it over my white shell. "Who taught you to do makeup anyway?" You did." No, I tried to teach you. Obviously none of my teaching stuck or you'dlook better than this."I looked in the mirror, frowning.. I felt a stirring in my pants and looked down at Cindy’s shapely legs and the little miniskirt she had on, I immediately forced my gaze back to the road, shocked at the thoughts that came up in my mind. After we arrived home she said that she is tired and that she is going to bed. We kissed good night and her lips lingered on my lips just a little bit longer than usually and I felt the stirring in my pants again. I watched her skipping up the stairs and got a glimpse of her panties, damn I had. "Don't you think it would have been easier to just ask me?" I ... I didn't have the courage. I couldn't say, 'Fuck my butt.' I wanted you to go around the world and you did. But I couldn't say the words. So I gave you permission and then got just drunk and high enough to egg you on. Even then, I was afraid you wouldn't do it." So you put the condom and the lube on your butt and told me to teach you a lesson," I sighed. "You're damned lucky I finally got the message or you'd be lying here. For all that those things would make them a mild curiosity on Earth, however, here in the weird goulash of Quark's multi-planetary clientele, they looked positively boring.So boring, indeed, that no one turned a head, or any other eye-bearing appendage, when Kira playfully prodded Jadzia's arm and the taller woman burst out in laughter."OK, OK, I'll tell you," she said, washing the statement down with another swig. "But it's not really easy to put into words. I mean, I've had hundreds of years.