” Which elicits a lot more laughs from them all.A few minutes later Mack, Ann, and Jess are speaking to Reverend Martin and the Reverend says, “Ma...k, I saw on the news you and Ann got married in a local ceremony, why didn’t you ask me to do it?”Mack sighs and replies, “Because you couldn’t do what we wanted and be legal. You’re a Registered Marriage Celebrant and any service you do has to comply with the Commonwealth Marriage Act. We had a small tribal ceremony because I married both Ann and. Allen down the street to let me eat her out. I knew she wanted me, I could tell by the looks she gave me when I was over mowing her lawn, and I was sure this outfit would do the trick. I teased the hell out of her too, but that's another story. Or it will be if I ever get her to let me under her skirt.So there I am, still dressed in my slut-costume and handing out candy. I thought of Gina out there, only being allowed to get non-chocolate candy and a thought crossed my mind. Maybe there was a. Mom said come on ride on me. Mom lie on the bed with spread her legs and said come on son. I down my two knees and enter between mom’s two legs. Mom’s holds my Manhood and put into my birth place and said push my son. I press my pennies into mom’s womanhood. Mom hugs me hardly and said oh my son what a strong laud you are. I hold mom two shoulders and fuck her. Mom said come on fuck me my son. I said yes mom fuck you oh mom what a lovely mother of me. Mom said are you happy now my son. I said. Even though we’re not in danger anymore, or at least I don’t feel like we are, I wonder if it might be time for us to get the heck out of ‘Dodge’ and start over again somewhere else?”“Actually, we should probably get the heck out of here and go somewhere where nobody could possibly know us. I just remembered that everyone around here thinks we’re dead!”Bob didn’t even have to answer as we both slowly got up, left a five-dollar tip, and eased out the door. I suggested maybe just going to Ibera’s.