As myMaster pays for everything the clerk asks for my E-mail address so I canbe notified of upcoming sales. I'm now in the Lane Bryant/Caciquecustomer...database, just like thousands of other plus-size women.After leaving Lane Bryant I am taken back to the salon where the daystarted. Everyone there is surprised at my transformation and where thefinal element of my transformation takes place; my ears are doublepierced, as are my nipples and navel, permanently marking me as yoursissy. My manhood. I said, "I had thought I had time to geta new pair before school, but, this fill-in job offer came first. TellEddie I sorry I let him down. I started toward the door and the otherwaitress Alice said, "Let's see if we can come up with a pair of shoesfor you." What size do you wear?" she asked.I looked at the flip-flops and said, "Small to medium." Not those, your regular shoe size," said."Size 5," I told her."That doesn't seem right, your feet look bigger than size 5," she said.Mary was laughing. "How does it feel. . .Jeff" Gert asks me with a smile."How does it feel? That is a familiar-sounding question. It feels pretty damn nice. Gert, you ever listen to Bob Dylan's 'Like a rolling stone?"Oh yes and blood on the track's album. . . and idiot wind."Gerty puts her pair of silver half-moons on the heel of that dress shoe with the beads around my cock and starts touching me all over."Do you like what Gerty is doing, Jeff"?"Well yeah." Stroke that salami for Gert, she wants your man-sauce. They did have good charbroiled steaks though and I guess I must have been in the mood for one. I ordered the luncheon rib eye special and I was sitting there leafing through that days Detroit Times when Denny slid onto the seat across from me."Been a while" he said and I nodded a yes. "Heard that Helen finally dumped you."Not true; I had thrown her ass out, but I just nodded a yes."I could never understand why she stayed with you, but I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go around. I.