" All of it. You know, I wonder if anybody bothered to tell the old guy on the stage about the Program." If they didn't tell him before, he sure knows...now." Why do you say that?" Didn't you notice? Krissy's seated in the front row." Then it's surprising that the guy hasn't had a heart attack yet."Mr. Bacon climbed up on the stage. He raised his hands.The room slowly quieted down."Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. I know a lot of you think these assemblies are almost as bad as Calculus class.". She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'2) OPINIONSOn the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'3) KETCHUPA woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. " I took a peek around. No staff was in the vicinity. I ducked into her dressing room. It had a seat and a hook. The door stood off the ground by two feet and the walls reached up to the ceiling. There were mirrors in the corners by which one could see completely around oneself. My sister was still wearing her black shirt which was getting a bit too tight. She had compensated these past few weeks by cutting the V portion of her neckline to give her a bit more room. It was her favorite shirt and. " I know, Grant. That's why Loving you is so wrong right now." Why?"I sang Luther Ingram's- If Loving You Is WrongIf loving you is wrong I don't wanna be rightIf being right means being without youI'd rather live a wrong doing lifeYour mama and daddy say it's a shameIt's a downright disgraceLong as I got you by my sideI don't care what your people sayYour friends tell you there's no futureIn loving a married manIf I can't see you when I want toI'll see you when I canIf loving you is wrong I.