I found it hard to get to sleep with that strongsmell constantly filling my nose, but finally drifted off.When the alarm went off in the morning, I hu...ried to give myself andenema. I was determined not to repeat the mistake of yesterday. Most, butnot all of the fecal matter had flaked off during the night and the smellwas mostly gone now. I applied my makeup and got as pretty as I could bewith those smear remnants still on my face. I put on the coffee and thenwent to get dressed. I didn't know. "‘Shit!’ Ron mentally cursed the fates. His wife did not sound happy. He wondered how it was she always managed to appear at just that moment when something innocent like a 'Hi, how are you?' could be construed as something nefarious. "Hi, honey." His voice cracked. "You remember Fleur?" Pleasure." Ron winced; he knew he was so dead."Fleur, this is my wife, Hermione Weasley." Yes, I remember. Last time I saw you, you were wis Viktor Krum, no?" I traded up," Hermione said in a very cold tone, as. He told me this guy is HOT! I asked him if he was gay & he said "Unfortunately not!" LOL. Since this was a spur of the moment party due to the quick engagement I never got to meet the stripper prior to the party. When he finally arrived He did not disappoint. He was really built, & had brown hair with streaks of bleached blond accents. Average height & sported a golden tan. He was sexy & boy could he dance. He had all of the women swooning. Of course with my crazy friends they made him strip. He went for a classic: "The Shining", the original version with Jack Nicholson.After serving up the pizza on the coffee table in his family room, they sat back on the couch to start watching her movie. "What would you like to drink, Sweetie?" What are you having, Uncle Mark?" I'm just gonna have a beer." Can I have one, too?" Hmmm. You're not gonna be going out driving anywhere tonight, are you?" Uncle Mark! I'm only 13! I can't drive, yet." Oh yeah. I forgot. You always seem so grown up to me..