A young couple found themselves attached at the hips, literally. An elderly woman seemed confused by her new elephant?s trunk. She apparently hadn?t n...ticed her ears yet. The trunk and the ears were both bright pink. Unfortunately, our drunk appeared to be a sorcerer, or a wizard. He was wearing an electric blue wizard?s robe, apparently inside out, and a pointy hat with moons and stars on it. It was a wizard?s dress uniform, but frankly on first glance, I doubted he was a full wizard. Usually. I tugged at the legs of his jeans and slid them down off his legs – muscular calves and thighs ending in a thick white cotton waistband and a tightly packed pouch below it. I stared and felt a tingling sensation in my tummy, I could see the curved shape of his long thick penis pointing down between his balls, they in turn seemed to be huge. I suddenly had a naughty idea. I quickly left the room and returned with my vacuum cleaner, I attached the long bendy hose and plugged it in. He watched me. Now that your son is here, I'll go over it again for both of you." He turned to Zed. "I'm Dr. Benton, and you must be his son, Zed Harker." I heard what you said," Tam growled before Zed could answer. "It just didn't make much sense to me. Some crazy stuff about little machines what you shot into me. Nanny‑whatzits." They've got a fancy name," Dr. Benton agreed, "but most of us just call them nanobots. The first ones we injected were the type known as nano‑rooters. Right now they are scavenging. Did he really have time for this nonsense? He turned the television back on and tried to get interested in an already lopsided Atlanta Braves game. "To hell with it," he said aloud."Hello Sandy, it's Mark. I received your letter today. Thank you. I am not angry with you. I understand what you are saying." He sensed that she was crying."Oh Mark, I am so sorry. I really screwed up everything. My life is just the pits." No you didn't, and what do you mean? What else is going on?" You remember when.