‘‘At one time I would have said no right off but with the direction the security department is going, it increases the possibility that my time in...the White House is short. The publicity may be to our advantage,’’ I said.‘‘I have his number; I will unblock it and set it up to happen in a few weeks,’’ I said.‘‘The media is in the lobby waiting on a statement,’’ Jenny said.‘‘Give them one. Tell them the mission was a success and of the five hundred JBG employees involved in the raid there were. .. and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breath, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.Billy lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together."Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god" and off we went again.We finally calmed down enough to untie Billy from the chair. That must have been the crash, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound."Billy,. Satan? Rather bland I think. No, please call me Lucifer. It has a certain ring to it. Rolls off both forks of the tongue if you will. Can I get you anything? Fire? Brimstone? A hummer from Maggie Thatcher? No? Not your type? Jerry Fallwell? Ah never mind.Larry: Lucifer. We'll go with that. You promised a story or two?Promised. Hmm. Can't have a lie without a promise, I always say. So you're here for a story or two. I've got a million of them. Really I do. I keep them in my notebook. My favorite. He came out moments later carrying three or four bags filled with household items. I wondered if he’d bought some condoms, but quickly pushed that idea out of my head. Though I was extremely attracted to him, I didn’t want to ruin our fun day.“Ready to go?”“I’m so ready.”He put his things in his car, and I followed him to his place. We made it to his luxurious mansion in less than ten minutes, so I knew it would be easy to get back if I wanted to come over again. More images of my compassionate.