Why honey, your ass has a crack down the middle splitting it apart!"Eve giggled with melodious merriment. Flipping over onto her back, she looked at m... just as if she were staring at a half-witted man. "Adam," she lectured. "God's ways are mysterious and we're not supposed to question them. Besides, I don't believe my 'ass' is defective because I have a cracked mound on the front side of me, too!" You do?" I asked with skepticism. "Well, Miss Prissy, I believe I'd have to get a look at that. I'll be the best son ever." Oh, no honey," she said, "we aren't trying to scare you. This is forreal, will be going out like this a lot. Also, we don't consider you ourson at all, you are a sissy, if anything you are more like a daughter."I didn't say a word, I just sat back and hoped we would get home soon.As I looked out the window I saw that we were headed for the highway."Mom! Err, I mean mother!" I exclaimed. "I thought you said we weregoing home." Home?" she said. "I never said we were. When I asked about it, she smiled and said, "You'll see." I suggested a movie after dinner, but she had other ideas. "I have a surprise for you," she said.Mystified, I followed her to a street car stop where we boarded a car going in the opposite direction from the hospital. We were near the edge of downtown Seattle when she reached up and pulled the stop cord. I followed her off the car. We walked about half a block and abruptly turned into an apartment building. By this time, I realized that. ”Lisa said, “That’s not a problem. But believe me, she’ll enjoy herself a lot today. I have been where she is going and I loved it.”We walked into the other room and the door closed behind us. It was a big room and had all kinds of things around it. I saw hooks, ropes, chains, handcuffs, and things that I had no idea what they were. I was led to the middle of the room and told to lay on my back on the mat that had been placed there.I did as I was told and two of the ladies came to me and put.