"Mom gave me a long look of worry as she got up slowly and left the room. I couldn't help but watch her as she left. She was wearing white shorts an... a tight shirt. Dad caught me looking."Eat your lunch," he said.In the few minutes it took me to eat my burger and fries, it was time for Mom to come back."Okay," she said softly as she entered the room.She was only wearing a pink teddie that was completely see-through. She was basically naked in front of Dad and I. She had a panicked look on. Ami bollam tor kake chudte beshi bhalo lage? Dada bollo eta kemon kotha sob theke bhalo to tokei lage. Tor modhye ekta alada akorshan ache. Colleague gulo jeno kemon chudte paina tai chude dao marka. O sob bhalo na. Tao condom pore, kotojon er sathe koreche ke jane. Ami heshe fellam. Ar jiges korlam tor oi college friend? Seo ki orokom? O bollo na o serokom noi. O tobu thik ache, ekta feelings ache, kintu amar oke chudte chudte tor kotha bhabi ar oke chudi, ki korbo toke paina je. Ami ekta. We all ended up in our king sized bed.Things were going great. Carol had arranged for Thursday afternoons off so she could go to the motel with Joe and Sam. I would get away frequently to spend a couple of hours in Sid's bed. And of course I was enjoying fucking my sweet wife daily, as well as the regular foursome we had going with our neighbors. Then this Thursday night when Carol got home a little later than usual from her motel date, I was starting to get worried. No too worried cause I knew. Q. How is dew formed?A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.Q. What are steroids?A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope).Q. What happens to your body as you age?A. When you.