I have been in relationships from young age and have fucked countless girls. It even increased when I was ditched by one of my girlfriend with whom I ...as badly in love. Well let’s not bore you guys. I had created a fake id on FB to flirt. One fine day posted a status and got a message from a girl named Priya; she was a student of a college and we started talking to each other in messages. And these daily conversations went on for a week or so and we came to know each other and decided to talk. “Beep” is what it says, but what it means is “you never use that fucking blender. You probably never will. You just want to because you can’t.” “Beep.” Fuck you, computer. Maybe it’s right, though. Of course it’s right. How could the computer be wrong? No way, not possible. Time flies when you’re having fun, but when the electricity stops, time stands still. Ask the VCR – it thinks time is standing still. The Playstation 2 knows it’s true. As the gum stills in my mouth, hiding under my tongue,. Her hair was in pig tails and she had makeup (poorly done) on her face. I asked her what she had been doing and she said “just trying on the new clothes I got today.” Obviously there was more to this story but I really didn’t want to pry too hard into her room. I wanted to respect her space and not cause any animosity between us. I glanced over to her computer and her hello kitty wallpaper was up. I wanted to know what she was hiding but I also didn’t want to charge in there and accuse her of. The limo arrived, I got in and enjoyed the drive over to her motel when #bayleygala started trending again! As the limo pulled up and stopped, I got out, walked to the door and knocked. Her assistant opened the door, I walked in and her assistant walked out to get dinner. She came out in a robe and my erection was starting to show, I could tell she had something to calm her down as she dropped the robe and said, “like the view?” My head just nodded up and down since my jaw was on the damn.